Melon baller

Today Jeremy guided me to a really marvelous grocery store, and among other things I bought a pizza that caught fire in the toaster oven, which was interesting in part because it allowed me to find out that our fire extinguisher is not chaged, and a cantalope, along with a melon baller. A melon baller! Words cannot express my excitement at this! Jeremy says it must be a crazy California thing, but now I have melon, melon baller, cottage cheese, yogurt, and granola — all the ingredients for a yummy breakfast.

Not to mention I bought some more strawberries. Yum!

Especially because its a lot harder to set fruit on fire than it is pizza. And dad has already told me, in no uncertain terms, that he is very much against donating money to Brandeis to pay for a new dorm.