Company develops almost 100% effective HPV vaccine that guards against cervical cancer. Conservative groups oppose it because stopping cancer is best left to education about abstinance. I mean, that’s worked so well with other STDs. And banning sex-ed classes from showing students how to use condoms has lowered the abortion rate, right? Or maybe if we outlaw abortions that will stop unplanned pregnancies? Yeah, all these wonderful theories, only problem is that none of them is true according to every valid scientific study. Ooh, but we can’t be going around using the dirty “S” word, can we. “Science,” humph.