Not trying to throw around _Newsies_ trivia unnecessarily, but this one is just too strange to pass up. Apparently a Color Guard squad (i.e. flag/rifle/etc. team) did a _Newsies_-themed (and scored) routine in 2005. That’s not the weird part. The weird part is that I’m about 85% sure that I attended a Winter Guard competition at the very high school where this took place, back when I was dating a fabulous person who happened to do that sort of thing. Looking at the pictures I got a totally weird _deja vu_ thing.