Every year the Town of Brookline appoints two Measurers of Wood and Bark. Occasionally, these officials are even called on to measure wood — but never bark (why would you need to measure bark?).
Aside
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Every year the Town of Brookline appoints two Measurers of Wood and Bark. Occasionally, these officials are even called on to measure wood — but never bark (why would you need to measure bark?).