Um…Mr. TiVo? Yeah, hey. You do know that the Oscars never end on time, right? So when they say three hours, they mean four? You do know that, right? So you’re not going to stop recording after only three hours, are you? So that I can’t find out which one got best picture? GRRRRRRR!

Addendum: If you don’t mind some naughty language, read this, probably the best Hollywood-related article this year. And A Beautiful Mind won? Damn! After Lord of the Rings got like 50 other Oscars! Ah, well. At least Randy Newman finally won an award. I mean, geez, the guy has had sixteen nominations. How bad must he have felt the last 15 or so times?