The New Yorker is releasing 80 years of content on DVD! – I want! I want! And as soon as I get it, I might as well stop looking for a job, because all of my days will be occupied for the next few decades…
Saved!
This Memorial Day weekend was an opportunity to watch a few movies I’ve wanted to see for a while. Saved! is a play on modern Christian schooling and born-again values. Good Christian Mary ends up pregnant (get it?) and devestated when a “vision” from God tells her to cure her “perfect Christian boyfriend” of his gay affliction. See folks, this is what happens when all you teach is abstinance — no one knows what a condom is.
As her super-Christian friend Hilary Faye abandons her, Mary starts abandoning her faith and turns to bad girl and social outcast Cassandra (get it?), the only Jew in the Baptist high school, and Hilary Faye’s brother Roland, who is paralyzed and in a wheelchair (get it?). Minister Skip, the “hip” servant of God, tries to do what is right while harboring uncouth feelings for Mary’s mom, and his son Patrick, who just got back from missionary work (get it?) is attracted to Mary and consoles her with his own brand of faith against his father’s wishes. Meanwhile Mary’s boyfriend is hauled off to a degayifying err… –re-education support facility. Where he is housed with another “troubled” gay roommate, of course.
Camp
Camp is a sendup of musical theater camps and the crazed teens that attend them. They don’t fit in at home, but they fit in at camp, where they rehearse for 12 hours a day to put on a new play every two weeks. All of the guys are gay, of course, which leaves plenty of room for all-American newcomer Vlad to get with every girl in the place. Meanwhile Ellen deals with her self-confidence, cross-dresser Michael deals with his parents, and washed up playwright Bert deals with his bitterness (mostly through alcohol).
It’s cute. It has a lot of jokes that (apparently) only theater people will get. But where Saved! succeeds in spoofing by easing off and presenting a reality, Camp fails by trying too hard, lacking any focus, and being more worried about the song and dance numbers (of which there are many, and they are really good) than the plot. There is a lot of potential here, and there is some humor, and there is some pain, but it is too muddled, the characters too boring, and the story too lacking in wit and cleverness to be really gripping.
See it if you have been to theater camp or wish you had. See it if you want to hear some good music, or if you revel in Sondheim. Don’t see it if you are a layperson looking for entertainment…Camp misses the mark.
So he was Deep Throat – It was a long-running mystery, a legend. Sort of like the Red Sox never winning the World Series. And now both of those stories are gone. Have we no nostalgia left?
Photos
Now in my Flickr photostream: Senior Week, Commencement, and my first new friend in Cambridge! Check them out (and click through the photostream to see them all).
Cookies
I had a craving tonight for chocolate chip cookies (this desert habit is becoming unhealthy! ;)) so I went out in search of them. The convenience store up the block does not carry cookie dough (and the man was very confused about what the heck I was talking about) so my hopes were dashed. But as I crossed the street to head home I realized there is a second convenience store right across the street, so I checked there, and sure enough, cookie dough was to be had at $4 a tube. But it’s worth it! 😛
Adorable kitten – Awwwwww. Can I have it?
A perfect flower – It looks like it is crying.
“We Didn’t Start The Fire” with images! – So cool! In eighth grade social studies we were each given a line from the song and had to figure out (and explain to the class) what historical event he was referring to. Neat assignment. At this point I probably know about half of ’em, I really should know them all.
Windows rapidly approaching desktop usability – Maybe with the new “Longhorn” version it will finally work as well as Linux!
Another perspective on Everything Bad is Good for You – He calls Johnson a shill for big media and says they are only teaching us to think certain ways within specific bounds. I’m not sure why he thinks that TV is going to eliminate the book, though. Accept new media as a complement to old and his points are a lot less valid.
Antidepressants in pregnancy can affect babies – Looks like Heather made the right call.
Gmail – the “g” stands for “goofy”
I’ve spent the last week using Gmail, and I’m switching back to trusty IMAP (i.e. a system that will work in any mail program). Gmail bugs me, and I don’t really see what the fuss is about anymore.
The user interface is nice and pretty, and I like how everything is all interactive, names auto-complete as I type them, messages expand and you can respond from the same page, etc. It is all very slick and well done. However, it is not as slick as a real program. And as someone who generally has my laptop with me or am checking email on my desktop, I’d rather use a faster, more responsive, slicker “real” program.
Gmail has issues with Safari. Sometimes when I try to login it just gets into an infinite loop, redirecting me to different pages and never actually getting me to my inbox. Sometimes I try to delete something or view a message and it just won’t work. Things don’t always behave as they should.
Gmail’s “labels” functionality doesn’t seem any different than normal folders. Unlike tags in Flickr and on other services, you can only give an email a single label, which makes them a lot less useful. If I could tag my emails with multiple keywords and such that I could define as I go, that’d be great. Having to go create labels and then applying one label per message gives me really no benefit compared to normal folders.
Gmail only lets you have 20 “filters” to control your mail, and it makes it difficult to do anything sophisticated, like filter based on email headers. I have a whole bunch of procmail rules that dump emails I don’t need. It is not easy to replicate this behavior in Gmail, and the 20 rule limit is silly and arbitrary. If you can give me 2GB of storage, you can give me more than 20 filters.
I’ve found that Gmail provides a nice, slick, powerful web-based email client that is probably great for normal people. For power emailers, however, I don’t see much benefit to it. I haven’t gotten enough email into it to check the search capabilities, but Spotlight in Apple Mail works pretty well for me and is pretty darn fast. I have no use for the Gmail conversation view and see it as more of a gimmick, I don’t like that it is hard to see sender’s full names (it defaults to only first times, what happens if I have two friends named Adam?) and I find it is just too much of a hassle compared to having my own email on my own computer to handle my own way. Gmail just doesn’t work right for me, it doesn’t feel right, it is annoying to have to go to a web page to read my email, it just doesn’t fit how I do things.
Bye bye, Gmail. I’m going back to what works.
Bad things, good things
On the ride home tonight I was listening to The Connection and the guest was Steven Johnson, talking about his new book Everything Bad Is Good for You: How Today’s Popular Culture Is Actually Making Us Smarter. I read an article somewhere last week adapted from the book, and while I won’t get into all the details the gist of it is that today’s new media landscape is far more rich, varied, and complex than at any time in our history, and, as a result, we are becoming a smarter society. Shows like The West Wing and ER are fast-paced, highly specialized, and carry dozens of plotlines simultaneously, yet people have no problem keeping up. Video games offer rich virtual worlds that require complex problem solving and observation and include entire interactive stories. IQ scores are up and crime is down over the past ten years, and Johnson says new media is an important factor in this change.
Chicago crime database – A cool demonstration of the power of public data and public frameworks — Chicago crime stats plotted on Google Maps. (via Kevin)
FAQ: How Real ID will affect you – Man, that was sneaky. And just like that, we have a national ID card.
A Critic Takes On the Logic of Female Orgasm – “Perhaps the reason orgasm is so erratic is that it’s phasing out,” Dr. Hrdy said. “Our descendants on the starships may well wonder what all the fuss was about.”
Google stupidity, exhibit A – This is a very gripping and emotional post on Dooce about depression and when I get to the bottom of it the contextual text “Ads by Goooooogle” contains two ads for depression meds. Which is stupid, but also ironic because the whole post is about living through depression without meds! Context indeed, Google. Context indeed.
Can Blockbuster be contemplating leaving the DVD-by-mail market? – I’m sure that would make NetFlix happy.