So yesterday I receive a call from a one Dana Kelley who would like to talk to me re: an incident in Usdan. I was out all day so I didn’t call him back, so the next morning bright and early at around 8:45am he wakes me up to summon me to his office. We arrange to meet somewhere around 2, after I get out of classes.
Kelley: So what do you have to say? Me: About what? Kelley: About the incident in Usdan. Me: I wasn't there. Kelley: All right then, goodbye, I'll see you before the Judicial Board. Me: On what charge? Kelley: Lying to a Brandeis police officer. Me: I'm not lying. Kelley: Well, an eyewitness saw you there. Me: Perhaps you can give me a date and time and place. Kelley: Robin plugged a... Me: A keyboard into a terminal. Kelley: Into an Aramark [unclear] machine. Me: I wasn't there. Kelley: He implicated you. You work for the Justice? Me: Yes. Kelley: And you were going to write some big expose about how easy it is to steal money from the Aramark computer system. Me: Not exactly. Not how you put it. But sure, yeah. Kelley: Okay, I'll see you at the Judicial Board hearing. Goodbye.
Funny, because I wasn’t there, but I was at other “events,” but that was the extent of the conversation. So yeah, fun.