We’re really having a news media field day about Obama’s “fist bump?” I refuse to talk about it here, except to say that the incident, like so many others, puts me in the mind of this slightly off-color Onion news report.

Braun: Mr. O’Leary, how can we in the news media do a better job of focusing on bullshit and really hounding candidates on these petty issues?
O’Leary: The fact is you’re doing a great job as it is. If it wasn’t for the media, there would be a lot less bullshit in these elections.